Jalopnik Gold Memberships have Lapsed

"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen) 01/29/2014 at 16:27 • Filed to: None

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I've discovered why are avatars are gone, they've been impounded till we renew our memberships, it doesn't matter when you join, all memberships lapse on the 29th of January. This is to coincide with the removal of Blagojevich (wow I spelled it right) from office.

Anyways you can paypal me the money and I'll make sure all of your memberships are restored. It's like $99.95.

HiMyNameIsJayAgain > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:28

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i am 12 and where do i send the monies

Nibbles > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:29

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Funny enough, my membership expires tomorrow. I'll just sit here, sipping my Brefass Scotch, and wait it out.

MonkeePuzzle > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:29

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$99.95!? when I first joined up it was only $13.37

KB Garage > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:30

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These prices go up every year. A hundred bucks this time? Who are you, comcast?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > HiMyNameIsJayAgain 01/29/2014 at 16:30

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Just reply with your moms credit card info and I'll make sure your membership is reinstated.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:30

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OH YES! Can't wait to renew, what's your paypal address?

ddavidn > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:30

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DAMN. Money's on its way.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:31

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Feels good.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 01/29/2014 at 16:31

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yowenwontstealyourmoney@gmail.com

EL_ULY > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:31

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is that a faux hawk?

no mames guey >:(

Victorious Secret > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:32

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99.95?

Why the hell did I sell all that cocaine to Gamecat for?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > MonkeePuzzle 01/29/2014 at 16:32

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it's only a ~848% increase.

Just leave Visa details in reply and I'll get it taken care of.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > KB Garage 01/29/2014 at 16:33

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No, but leave you address in reply and I'll make sure someone comes to install service on Friday September 25th, make sure you are home between the hours of 6am and 9pm.

Bad Idea Hat > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:33

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I sublet mine.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Victorious Secret 01/29/2014 at 16:34

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Have Gamecat send the cocaine to me and you send the money to me and I'll pay Gamecat back and get your membership resinstated as well.

MonkeePuzzle > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:34

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234-5675-78533-6343

exp 09/12

Monkey Q Puzzle Esq.

PushToStart > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:34

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Is it ok to just send $500 now so I don't have to worry about it for the next 5 years?

NotACactus > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:34

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This isn't a Jalopnik Gold application!

HiMyNameIsJayAgain > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:34

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4111 2265 1981 1551

security code: 686

let me know when you have charged so i can remove my mums info

thx

Victorious Secret > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:34

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This is so confusing.

Just give me my unicorn.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Bad Idea Hat 01/29/2014 at 16:35

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As of 1/26/2014 we no longer allow this, we've downgraded both accounts to Jalopnik Copper edition.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > HiMyNameIsJayAgain 01/29/2014 at 16:36

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lol, I'll just enter her name as Susan Lamp and expiration of 12/12/2063 or something.

Anon > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:37

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Well I don't want to lose my 24/7 webcam of Orlove....

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > PushToStart 01/29/2014 at 16:37

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Yeah, that's cool. You can get my address from my secret Senna. Good luck! Should be a fun quest!

RazoE > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:37

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I'll give you Tree fiddy

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:38

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I decided to buy two...you know just in case.

Go ahead and check it!

Bad Idea Hat > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:38

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Sorry Orlove, gotta get out.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 01/29/2014 at 16:39

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k, thx. Brb. BBQLMAO!

Shift24 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:41

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Wait people pay for this... O.o

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:41

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Can I wire money to you straight from my bank account?

CPT Speedbump > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:43

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I'll take 8!!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Shift24 01/29/2014 at 16:43

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Totally.

Paul, Man of Mustangs > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:44

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How much is that in Dogecoins?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CPT Speedbump 01/29/2014 at 16:44

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Thank you, I now send you on a quest to discover the identity of my secret Senna, he will supply you with my address (so you can send me a check for 799.65) and a coupon to breakfast at Denny's.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Paul, Man of Mustangs 01/29/2014 at 16:45

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The current exchange puts it at 11 coins.

CPT Speedbump > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:46

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Denny's! F*ck yeah!!!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 01/29/2014 at 16:48

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I send you on a quest to discover the identity of my secret Senna, he will supply you with my address (so you can send me a check for 99.95) and for your efforts you will be rewarded with a coupon to breakfast for two at Denny's.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Anon 01/29/2014 at 16:48

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I send you on a quest to discover the identity of my secret Senna, he will supply you with my address (so you can send me a check for 99.95) and for your efforts you will be rewarded with a coupon to breakfast for two at Denny's.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Nibbles 01/29/2014 at 16:48

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It's almost five, time for evening scotch.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Bad Idea Hat 01/29/2014 at 16:49

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But he wants you to keep watching him on his webcam.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CPT Speedbump 01/29/2014 at 16:49

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Yeah, I almost cancelled my flight to Vegas, because I heard the Denny's there is down for renovation. :( :( :(

Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:50

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I'm on it!

Damn, I can finally take my hypothetical girlfriend out for some breakfast!

PushToStart > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:51

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Actually, while I was getting the $500 out of my sock drawer, I remembered I had another wad of cash under my bed, so I'll go ahead and send you $1000 since I'm sure I'll be around in 10 years, assuming Kinja or Nibbles doesn't murder me in my sleep.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Victorious Secret 01/29/2014 at 16:52

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Ok, he's at the corner of Hall St and Division Ave in Grand Rapids MI. I chained it to a light pole in front of the Chicken Coop. I've given the owners of Chicken Coop enough money to feed it fried chicken for 3 days.

KB Garage > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:52

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Seems legit.

9955 Chad's Mom's House Rd.
Houston, Wyoming (that's EU, not US) 99993

CPT Speedbump > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:53

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Oh no!! All those clubs and titty bars and magician shows and gambling are nothing without Denny's!!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Nighthawkwill7, Hoon Depot Manager 01/29/2014 at 16:53

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Yerrrwelcome!

Paul, Man of Mustangs > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 16:54

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Wow, such exchange. Much deal.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CPT Speedbump 01/29/2014 at 16:54

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That's what I'm saying, hmmm, which titty bar has good breakfast?

Shift24 > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 17:17

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Oh ok I honestly had no clue. And sorry that kind of came off as a smartassish

thedevilinside > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 17:20

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Will Western Union work???

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Shift24 01/29/2014 at 17:56

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Oh haha, Jalopnik Gold first got posted on 4/1/2009

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > thedevilinside 01/29/2014 at 17:58

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I prefer payment in hugs.

wkiernan > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 18:44

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However, it seems my Jalopnik Platinum subscription has not lapsed; I still get all the exclusive premium content when I log in.

Stef Schrader > EL_ULY 01/29/2014 at 19:25

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It's THE fauxhawk, man.

Stef Schrader > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 19:26

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I was saving these for LeMons, but desperate times and all...can I bribe you with hookers and blow?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Stef Schrader 01/29/2014 at 19:46

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absolutely!

EL_ULY > Stef Schrader 01/29/2014 at 20:11

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lol :]

JesusBuiltMyHotRod > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 01/29/2014 at 23:08

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I hate to sound like a newbie, but, is this actually a thing?

(That's what she said! Hayo!)

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > JesusBuiltMyHotRod 01/30/2014 at 08:38

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It was announced on 4/1/2009, if that's any indication ;)

JesusBuiltMyHotRod > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 02/04/2014 at 13:47

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Lol wow. I missed that like the Broncos missed practice.